-African swallows are non-migratory
-Frenchmen with outrageous accents may be so angry as to fart in your general direction whilst insulting your parents
-Camelot is a silly place
-If you want something from someone, frighten them by continuously yelling NI at them.
-Shrubberies are nice gifts
-Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate by the masses.
-You don't vote for kings.
-Don't call people big nose
-Always look on the bright side of life
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me