Big shots fall apart.

I'm Trista.
Young.
Decent person.
Alone.
Happy.

“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries I have not visited.
Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town,
Being pressured into making decisions about my future,
When I barely even know who I am.”

—    Unknown  (via vehxt)

(Source: psych-facts, via newbonesoldghosts)

“It’s 2am and I miss you
just like I did last night at 9pm
and just like I will tomorrow
at 6am when I wake up without you”

The most important things I have learned from Monty Python

-African swallows are non-migratory

-Frenchmen with outrageous accents may be so angry as to fart in your general direction whilst insulting your parents

-Camelot is a silly place

-If you want something from someone, frighten them by continuously yelling NI at them.

-Shrubberies are nice gifts

-Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate by the masses.

-You don't vote for kings.

-Don't call people big nose

-Always look on the bright side of life

xbxs:

missinglinc:

That last gif slayed my entire soul.

omg

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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ggrint:

ME RIGHT NOW

Seriously. Where is his Oscar? He cries more realistically then Will Smith..That’s saying a hell of a lot. 

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motolbrett:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

what the
fuck

motolbrett:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

what the

fuck

(Source: do-m-i-n-o, via lvl666blastoise)

aboutanothergameover:

come on guys, let’s take a pic for the instagram 

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